Changelog

Newest first. Small product, honest notes.

14 August 2026 — accounts, and pages that explain themselves

Sign in with an emailed link. No password to invent. Signing in raises you from one free caption set to five a day, and gives credits somewhere to live.
Credits attach to your account. Codes now redeem into your account on the pricing page instead of being pasted in every time, so there's nothing to keep track of.
Pricing is published: $5 for 100 sets, $12 for 300, $30 for 1,000. Credits never expire, and your free daily ones are always spent first so a purchase lasts as long as possible.
Real terms and privacy pages. Written to describe what the code actually does — including exactly what happens to a photo and how long anything is kept. Worth two minutes if you care about that sort of thing, and you should.
Refunds on declines. If the content rules turn a photo down, or something breaks on our side, the credit goes back automatically.

Upload a photo, get four captions ranked gentle to spicy.
Three tones: Caption for something you'd post, Roast for the group chat, Hype for delusional confidence.
Photos are resized in your browser and are never stored — no gallery, no history, nothing to delete later.
Roast mode aims at choices, never at things you didn't pick. That boundary is deliberate.

Card checkout isn't live yet — the pricing buttons email billing@sassysage.top and you get a code back by hand.
The site still answers on its CloudFront address while sassysage.top is being pointed at it.
No caption history, because we don't keep your photos. That trade is on purpose.

Spotted something broken? support@sassysage.top.