Pay for what you actually use.

No subscription. Credits don't expire. One credit is one set of four captions.

Free
$0

To see if you like it.

  • 1 caption set, no account
  • 5 a day once you sign in
  • All three tones
Sign in with email
Starter
$5 / 100 credits

5c a set. For a group chat habit.

  • 100 caption sets
  • Never expire
  • Stacks on top of your daily free ones
Get 100 credits
Heavy
$30 / 1000 credits

3c a set. For social accounts and events.

  • 1,000 caption sets
  • Never expire
  • 40% cheaper per set than Starter
Get 1000 credits

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Those buttons open an email to billing@sassysage.top rather than a payment page, because self-serve checkout is still being wired up. Send a note and you'll get a credit code back by hand. Once checkout is live, the same codes keep working.

Redeem a code

Sign in first, then paste your code — the credits land on your account, so there's nothing to keep track of.

Questions

What exactly is one credit?

One upload, one tone, four captions back. If a photo gets declined by the content rules, you aren't charged — the credit goes straight back.

Do credits expire?

No. They sit on your account until you use them.

Do the daily free ones still count once I've bought credits?

Yes, and they're spent first. Your five free ones go before any credit is touched, so a purchase lasts as long as possible.

Can I get a refund?

If something's broken or the product isn't what you expected, email billing@sassysage.top and we'll sort it out. Unused credits can be refunded; used ones can't, since each one has already cost real compute.

Is there a subscription?

No, and there isn't going to be one. It's a thing you use occasionally — charging monthly for that would be obnoxious.