How it works
No prompt engineering, no sign-up wall on your first go.
Drop a photo
It's resized in your browser before it leaves — smaller upload, and you're not shipping a 12 megapixel original across the internet.
Pick a tone
Caption for something you'd actually post. Roast for something your group chat deserves. Hype for delusional confidence.
Take your pick
Four options from gentle to spicy, each looking at the photo from a different angle. Copy the one that lands.
It notices things
Generic jokes are the failure mode. These are real outputs from a picture of a crudely drawn sunset.
“Two triangles and a lemon drop: the Alps, allegedly.”
“That font says ‘vacation vibes,’ but it's really saying ‘church newsletter, 2004.’”
“Nothing screams ‘I went somewhere’ like a sunset you built in PowerPoint on your lunch break.”
Free, then cheap
One free caption with no account. Sign in with your email — no password to invent — and get five a day. Need more than that? Credits start at $5.
Questions
Do you keep my photos?
No. Your photo is sent to the model to be captioned and is not written to any database or bucket. There's no gallery, no training on your uploads, and nothing to delete later.
Is the roast mode actually mean?
It's mean about choices — the outfit, the lighting, the font, the pose. It won't make jokes about your body, face, age, disability, race, religion, gender or anything else you didn't pick. That line is deliberate, not squeamishness: the other kind of joke isn't funny, it's just cruelty.
Why do I need to sign in after one?
Every caption costs real money to generate. One free try proves it works; signing in raises you to five a day and lets us tell a person from a script.
There's no password?
Correct. You give us an email, we send a link, you click it. Nothing to remember, nothing to leak.
Will it caption photos of people?
Yes, with limits. It declines photos where a child is the subject, medical or distress situations, anything sexual or violent, ID documents, and requests that read like they're aimed at bullying a specific person. Declines don't cost you anything.